>>20517351>>20502544>>20517081ArKade leans in close to the camera. “See, the thing is, I got a bone to pick with someone in this company, bruv. And GJPW itself too blud! Because I am a victim of a RACIST CONSPIRACY still! And I have proof! So let’s look at the facts!”
“Last time out, I wrestled Pen Gwyn! And BOOM POW your girl ArKade smacked her the fuck up innit!” Arkade shouts. Then her voice drops. “But what happened next? She got handed an Intercontinental Title shot while I fought Bishamonta. And what did I do to big red? Smacked her up to blud! But here’s what’s not adding up to me - why did Pen Gwyn get a title shot before me, after I beat her?”
“I’LL TELL YOU WHY!” ArKade screams. “RACISM! Plain and simple! You ching-chong chucklefucks are racist! Pen Gwyn got the match because she’s Japanese! But me? The ‘gaijin’? I get fed to a giant!” She starts laughing. “I bet the powers that be figured she’d destroy me like all the wastegal dem in the WWA she done ran through but nah bruv, I on a mad ting out here, swear down.”
“But now, there’s nothing in my way. GJPW can’t protect you, Octopus Girl!” ArKade chuckles. “MADDOTAKO! I’m challenging you to a match for the GJPW INTERCONTINENTAL Championship! The Mad Octopus vs The Peng Princess of Piccadilly! Osaka vs London! What you saying gal? Let’s get mental!”
