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>be american
>drink corn syrup coca cola for breakfast alongside some gmo cornflakes in hormone-infused, puss filled milk from the udder of an infected, sick cow
>load ccw pistol with magazine, forget to put safety on, accidentally shoot tv
>have american lard arse rage that can't watch MSNBC anymore to hear about how evil drumpf is
>eat some bacon from a pig that was raised on toxic gmo corn because still hungry
>eat it raw because can't be bothered cooking it, too hungry
>walk to walmart to buy a gun
>shart self
>don't notice
>mexican immigrant cleaner cleans up your shart
>yell at her bout "DRUMPFS WALL"
>mexican cleaner passes out from putrid smell
>shart on her for good measure
>get shot
>survive
>go to medical emergency room
>get charged 100,000 to get bullet removed
>don't have to money
>get a loan from the bank at 21% interest
>pay medical bills
>no money
>bankrupt
>go to vegas to try and win it back
>get shot
