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Can we have one of those?
Pic related.
I'll start.
>live in Kanto
>be Gym leader
>presumably you're an adult.
>ton s of kids come to you without any legal guardian to "fight" you
>you will battle them forever if you win
>you will lose against any kid having an IQ +75
>you will pay them money and give everyone a gift
>you're not allowed to train or change your Pokemon team
>you're not allowed move inside your Gym
>you're not allowed to take a break from fighting
>you're not allowed to ever leave the Gym