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the shit is coming. you're on the subway. the way i see it you've got two choices:
A) pants yourself and shit on the floor, in front of about 50 people, some who are just inches away.
B) literally dook your fuckin' pants.
keep in mind the severity of this situation. you're going to shit whether you like it or not. welcome to the ibs.
venezuela is experiencing hyperinflation and its probably due at least in part to excessive interventionist foreign policy of america.
its a fairly high volume of shit, mostly liquid with some soft chunks. you're not going to contain this in your underwear.
what's it gonna be, captain?
