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dear knife fags
if the blade isnt at least 6" long you will need to stab 40 times to put him down.
you wanna fuck someone up in 1 hit you need to make a deep stab.
fuck your 2" blades
Dirk and Targe ftw
make a cheap dirk and targe with kitchen utensils
Longest strongest knife you have.
cutting board, any solid piece of wood and some straps can make a shield targe
since you have no sword you can wield a common hammer in your good arm or switch up.
if the Scottish can kick the brits ass with this you can defend your toilet paper too