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Holy fucking shit I just got back and I'm now a few burgers richer.
>Be me, 22, half Asian
>Meet some weird art student, says he lives up the road
>Asks me for a ride up the street and I'm like sure
>Rides with me to McDonald's, almost certain he's gay by the way he talks
>At one point he goes in for the kiss, denied
>Say it's not something I do, kinda hungry
>Say I'll go all the way when we get back
>My car declines as planned
>Dude pays for 16 burgers and a 20-piece tendies
>All for me
>This stupid, naive asshole
>Get to his place
>Get inside and he starts taking his clothes off
>I kinda seem on the fence
>He has a looong talk with me about if I'm kinda on the fence that I should back out
>Immediately say yes
>Looks at me like I'm crazy, it was a rhetorical question
>Stand up
>Put my jacket on
>Insert burgers and tendies into jacket
>Leave
My trap ass is sitting here playing GTA with a fucking week's worth of burgers in my fridge! All the money I make this week is going into savings.
