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>midnight on election night
>both trump and harris campain hqs go dark
>Jeb appears on the bigscreen
"all this time you thought you were running against each other, but you seem to have forgotten about Jeb."
>Jeb shows a single yugioh card face down to the screen
"I activate my face down trap card that I put down at the begining of my 2016 campaign event in Iowa"
>turns it over to reveal a dense text that no one can read like every yugioh card ever made
"THIS SECRET UNSEALED SHADOW SUPREME COURT RULING INVALIDATES BOTH OF YOUR CAMPAIGNS AND MAKES ME AUTOMATIC PRESIDENT, NOW BOW TO YOUR NEW RULER!!!!!"
>camera cuts to a sly smirk on Trump, yugioh theme song starts playing
"Jeb you thought you were the only one to set a trap card in 2016. Have you looked closely at the footage of my glorious descent down the escalator?"
>Trump has a face down trap card of his own that was handed to him in 2016 by Barron
"you seem to have forgotten my UNDEAD SQUIRREL OF JUSTICE, which snatches up your supreme court ruling, which you foolishly only made one copy, and eats it cartoonishly fast because thats what undead squirrels are best at, thank you pnut you did good, in fact, you were the best"
>harris not wanting to be left out actually banishes Jeb to the shadow realm while cackling normally.
thats how its gonna go down, and now that I gots all my ID's to vote, I will do my part also
