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>be born as amerifat
>crawl out of 800lbs lardass
>finally see light
>stick out head
>looks like stuffed turkey inside a stuffed turkey
>everybody claps when the healthy 240lbs baby comes out
>tip the doctors
>tip the mother
>get pushed into nursing room
>get happy meal with 4 burgers, chicken nuggers and toy inside
>fight off other fat babies who ate their 20 burgers, they steal the milkshake
>finally reach bottom of bag
>hold up Drumpf-toy
>comes with little plastic wall and small phone with twitter on it
>nignog baby sees the phone
>get shot
When will amerifats ever learn?
