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>was a long day and the teacher caught me sneaking looks at my crush
>embarrasses me in front of the class
>goes home not making contact with society
>pours me self some Reese’s Peanut Butter Cereal Crunch
>turn on my tv in my room and plop myself in front of my comfy sofa
>Scooby Doo is on
>munching and laughing
>bowl is empty
>Scooby Doo finishes
>I suddenly remember my teacher and go to the bathroom to jerk
>best jerk of my life
>hear front door
>it’s my teacher. Uh oh
>”Hi mom, sorry about class. Just ate a bowl of cereal so don’t worry dinner”
>she grounds me
>mfw
