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Okay there're 2 important people in this story:
1. A dodgy gardener
2. My freind (Here on named as G)
If you remember my making a thread a while ago about weed with goat shit in it, this is the same guy (btw the weed is only fermented in it but then it's sold without the shit) and this stuff is super cheap, a quater dollar for a gram, it's weak tho. So G gives about $1 in local currency to this guy to buy 2 grams and 2 cigs to put weed in, on Wednesday.
The next day (Thursday) he calls out to the gardener, he's by this rose garden that's by the road that leads into the faculty. Now in the building, not 20 meters away from G, is the Head's office. I don't know exact details, but the exchange goes down and G is walking away down the road, now with a friend. The Head comes out and calls to G to get his cute lil boi pucci tf over there. G, thinking he's in shit, give the friend (B for time sike) and goes to the Head. At this time, the gardener has seen that he's fucked up, and books it down the road (haven't seen him since) Now B is a good boi, so he kinda drops his spaghetti and holds it in his hand. So they call B over as well, and tell him "Give us the stuff and just leave".
He obliges, and leaves, leaving G to be instantly expelled without court, jury nor trail.
The police are summoned to collect the gardener, he didn't see him around so he fucked off.
Now the thing is that me and this guy have done some shit together, so when people tell me he's in the office, I'm stressed tf out. They never came for me and G is moved to an empty class room to wait for someone to collect him.
