>>18861426This is C&N, Spaghetti Town’s 8th most trusted news source coming to you live from outside WWA headquarters where a growing number of working mothers, tomboy appreciators, and Oedipus complex sufferers have come together to protest the firing of beloved waifu wrestling star Jade Thorn.
We’re speaking with one of her former colleagues, Miss… um, what was your name again?
>*mumbles incoherently*Of course, so.. Miss.. what do you think of this outpouring of support for Jade? And more importantly what does WWA’s management think?
>It’s a wasted effort. She couldn’t hack it before, what makes anyone think she’s gonna be able to hang now?That’s a little harsh don’t you think?
>Look, in life there are those who exist to DOMINATE and those who exist to be DOMINATED, ya know what I’m sayin’? Jade was the latter. Food for us lions. The ones who eat I take it you’re not impressed with Jade? Have you met in the ring?
>We haven’t met in or out of the ring. I DO know she’s a mother though. Probably a lousy one if she can’t even afford to take care of her little brat. I had a lousy mother too, but she did teach me some manners. Always told me it was impolite to play with my food. That’s why I never made an effort to get to know Jade So are you saying if the two of you were ever to meet as competitors she’d be eaten alive?
>I wouldn’t even bother to chew. She might be able to dodge her creditors, but there’s no way she’s dodging these fists! Go toe to toe with a BEAST like me and you’re gonna end up flat on your back, which is frankly where she needs to be. At least that way she might actually be able to earn a paycheck, cuz she sure ain’t earning no money in the ring Would you be willing to wager your own spot in the company on it?
>I-I don’t have to! Sh-She ain’t with the company no more!Yes, how convenient for you.
>H-Hey, you’re gonna pixelate my face, right? 