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>Be me
>Be 26
>Be on d8 with 18yo qt otaku grill I met a week prior
>Be in hip trendy part of downtown at night in big college city
>population consist of night owls and nogs out nogging about
>Hit up dinner in trendy overpriced sushi dive
>Walking back to car with qt
>car is several blocks away in parking lot
>nogs eyeballing me us every other corner
>2 nogs tailing behind trying to be crafty
>not rolling well on their stealth/bluff checks
>around blacks never relax to -4 penalty by default
>get to parking lot and they're still behind
>tell grill if shit goes down just get in car, drive off and call police
>pull out pic related, open it up and tuck it under wrists
>hand her keys after unlocking door with clicker
>Literal ayo hol' up
>she gets in passenger door and shuts door, locks it.
>I'm walking around front of car to driver side door.
>Hey you got a dollar mayne?
>Just respond with I got nothing for you
>start continue walking
>Well how bout I just take yo money
>head nog got loud and had it's arms out trying to look bigger
>typical ape instincts
>starts stepping towards me
>now or nothing
>move in with fake left punch to distract
>stick him rapidly 4 times in the gut with right hand before he knew what hit him
>starts to double over
>slip blade around and stab at his head
>catch him in jaw
>broke out several teeth not to mention ungodly bad puncture wound
>nog panics and is stumbling, screaming and trying to run away
>second nog stops dead in his tracks and starts moving towards him knife at the ready
>second nog switches over to flight mode and ditches his partner. STrait up flees
>call cops
>first nog is posted up behind a car 10 or so yards away and going into shock
>cops show up in 4 minutes
>I drop knife when I see them pulling up and kick it out int he open away from me
>put hands up in air
>Explain what happened and point out nogs location
>get slapped in squad car for 2 hours
>cops get street cam security footage and release me
>nog died in ambulance
