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>be me
>shanghai
>desperately want to fuck asian girl to fulfill some retarded fantasy
>be at work one day, office hoe wants the white boi D
>oh shit its happening
>russian gf out for the night, take girl back to my apartment
>fuggin-on-the-couch
>hear knocking on the front door
>fuck off
>keeps knocking
>fuck off
>suddenly the door opens
>step back, puss juice falls out all over couch and the hardwood( :^) )
>chinese hoe screams and tries to cover herself
>lmao I forgot I ordered food
>chinese courier guy standing in the hearth area just staring
>”m-mcdonderds? for a-anon??”
>yeah thats me
>casually pull up my drawers and walk over to grab my burgers
>I’m at least 6 inches taller than this guy
>grab the bag and put a wad of 200 yuan in his hands
>catch him peeking at my giant white wang
>thanks bro
>tfw I can see the physical pain in his eyes
>hes just standing there
>awkwardly get closer to him to make him leave
>”t-tip??”
>mfw
>take a pack of cigs on a table and give him one
>he gets close, light it for him
>have a nice night bro
>give him a brofist unironically
>chink-smile.jpg
>close the door and get back 2 fuggin
I wonder what was going through his head
asian ”males” btfo
