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>be groomsman at friends wedding
>comes time to throw bouquet and garter
>really fat ugly girl catches bouquet
>time to throw garter
>guy who catches it has to put it on leg of girl who caught the bouquet
>guys gather around
>garter gets thrown
>all guys jump out of the way like the garter is made of molten shit
>eventually someone runs up and flings it at other groomsman
>guys playing game of hot potato with garter to avoid having to touch the whale
>eventually best man takes one for the team and holds onto it
He was never seen again.
