Quoted By:
Good evening, Doctor. I don't suppose you know who we are?
>By the uniforms I take it you're agents of P.U.S.S.Y. Is this about my medical license? I've already been over this with the office a thousand times, I accidentally spilled chili on the only copy and I've sent away for a new one but evidently it's been lost in the mail
Your dubious credentials and difficulties with the Spaghetti Town postal service are of no interest to us, we're more concerned about the company you keep. Tell me, when was the last time you spoke to Dr. Iva Sorass?
>I-Iva?! It's been years
Really? So this anthropomorphic worm woman wearing a lab coat caught last night on CCTV visiting a castle known to be used by Dr. Sorass for her ethically questionable experiments, that's not you?
>Of.. of course not! I mean, just look at her, she's probably not even a real doctor. Sure, you can tell she's an actual worm, but a doctor? N-not like me, I may be a worm too, but I am first and foremost a doctor. It's even in my name!
What was in the parcel you delivered to Dr. Sorass's castle, Dr. Worm?
>I.. I have no idea what you're talking about. And I don't like what you're insinuating
I have neither the time nor the inclination to play games with you, worm. What did you give her?
>Uh... suppositories?
*exasperated sigh* Agent Crockett, would you be so kind as to fetch me a magnifying glass? Agent Gagne, please pass me that salt shaker...
