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>strange meteor lands on earth near me
>has a black and white marble look
>suddenly a white and black mist rises from the meteor
>rushes towards me and in me
>go into a coma for 2 years as the mist fuses to me
>during coma realise that these are two diamagnetically opposed gods
>the black is Cthulhu
>the white is the Phoenix
>by fusing they've created a pan-dimensional space only i can occupy
>meaning bullets just pass through me
>upon awakening the gods want to separate
[this is in the future when i have children]
>i give Cthulhu to the son
>Pheonix to the daughter
>the pan-dimensional abilities include peering into a persons mind and creating horrible nightmares they can't wake from
>re-establish the Empire by summoning the minions of the gods to destroy
>create a energy shield around 20^2 miles around my new home in the hills and fuse it underground in stone to remain permanently
>reforest the whole of the UK and Europe, with minion demons petrolling the fringes
>send my son to Australia to do the same
>daughter to Canada to do the same
>purge
