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But the 4cuck citizens weren't nearly as freaked out as the head jannies; advisor RapeApe and lead tranny developer Desuwa calling tier 1 alarms in the NVCLEAR BVNKER, soon shutting down ALL power to 4chan in a desperate attempt to regain civil order in the quickly conquered, heavily war-torn 4chan.
But the Basedteen Army and Captain Gem just regrouped back in /onions/; they restocked ammo, grabbed laptops, flashlights, and night vision, GEEGing amongst themselves in the military base. While 4chan's lights may have been out, that did not stop the Captain. Quite the opposite indeed, in fact; S0IL33T and PACKGOD led an offensive back into the field with spotlights. The armies march in stealth, making their way to the government offices and infrastructure of 4cuck. L33T pulls out his laptop, connecting to the servers and datamining their infrastructure, while soiteens grab confidential blueprints, documents, war plans and communications. The internal janny communication records soon get telegraphed to home base /onions/, where Al Sneed and the FDL Intelligence Community start datamining for hidden gems, sifting through the papers and plastering especially pathetic jannyeralds to the schizo corkboard, like that one porn magazine of femjanny (GEEEEEG)! Captain Gem soon uncovers IP addresses, names, IDs, phone numbers and emails of the 4cuck jannies, dropping it all to home base Sneed. The Onions Intelligence Community quickly starts datamining the info, filing doxes of the enemy jannies into the Sneed store's database. "Hey! Look at this!" the Captain said to Sneed, Miku and the basedteens back at base, sharing a photo of a legal document. "They have private ban reasons! GEEG!" he explains, showing some seething janny complaining about a chud calling people pajeets and kikes over 100 times!
