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>high af in a chill lounge bar with "friends"
>i start sperging about how much i hate fucking retarded people and how autists should die immediately because they're useless and they know it
>one of new "friend" was actually autistic and started mumbling something like "no why autists anon"
>kek
one of the following nights though this same retarded redneck fucking saved our lives though. he had a semi-destroyed car, a very redneck one, and one night we decided to steal some grapes out of a vineyard somewhere in the town...
>high af with said people
>we had a kilo of weed, xanax and a couple of gs of coke
>fucking finance guards approaches us
>one of our gypsy friend throws off the butt of a blunt scared like a pussy
>i proceed to quickly insert my wallet somewhere in between the hood of the car and the back seats
>inside that wallet there's only 3gs of hashish but fuck who cares
>these cunts come near the car and ask us some questions
>then we got off the car so they can search us and the car both
>the smartass of our group steps out of the car with the hands up
>one of the guard says "we're not in america, idiot".
>i kek
>the other guard is searching the dowdy car with disgust
>he grabs the rotten pile of grapes in the dashboard
>italian_blasphemies.exe
>"fuck off here and don't come anymore you fucking scumbags... porco dio"
>we proceed to roll a big one while turning on the car to get the fuck out of there
