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Hey, I’m writing here because I am in crisis mode. My husband has developed a weird obsession with rubbing legs with me. It all started 2 months ago. He comes home from work and he tells me to get out my leg and we rub our rectus femoris together for 4 minutes then he does it before we go to bed. He’s 22 years old and has quarter life crisis. He thinks he’s super old. He’s read somewhere that if we rub ours legs together he won’t age. He takes every vitamin pill that exists, lions mane mushroom and he only eats steak. He puts like 30% of his salary in steak and another 30% on weird stuff like bullet proof vest and heated clothing and he bought a rain repellent suit and tie for 5k. I had a panic attack an hour after we went to bed (now) because it feels like I’m living a fake dream. All he talks about is talking his twin Comanche and hugging a penguin
