>>3349447>well he is your dedicated entertainer boy..
>>3349434so a string walks into a bar and asks for a beer
the bartender points to a sign that says "no string allowed" and informs him that they don't serve his kind
the string is a little flustered and asks if he can at least use their restroom
when the bartender grudgingly says sure the string hatches an idea
a disguise!
he goes into the restroom and ties himself in all sorts of knots and frays the ends
feeling confident he looks completely unrecognizable he walks back out and asks the bartender for a beer once again
the bartender eyes him suspiciously and says "hey, aren't you that string that was in here a second ago?"
the string replies
"nah, sorry
i'm afraid not"