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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 15:52:35 No.17758646 View View Report

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>Hey you nugget-brained Amerifats, pull up a chair.

>You know that squishy, jiggly, white stuff that your gym bros tell you will turn you into a onions-sippin' feminized millennial cuck? No, not your aunt's tapioca pudding – I'm talking about TOFU, you lactose-happy lunatics.

>There's been more false propaganda spread about this little onions wonder than about the existence of Bigfoot. Spoiler alert: both are real, but only one of them can make your biceps grow and won't rip your face off in a forest. Unless you have some particularly aggressive tofu...

>Tofu is PACKED with good shit. High quality proteins, essential amino acids, fiber, vitamins, minerals... basically everything your body's been crying out for

>And don't give me that "muh testosterone" spiel. I see you, scarfing down your fifth bacon double cheeseburger this week, thinking onions's gonna be the end of your manhood. Newsflash, slick: your artery-clogging diet is more likely to deflate your "manly hood" than tofu. Plus, actual science (not bro-science) has pretty much debunked the whole "onions = less testosterone" myth. But you might actually need to read a book to learn about that. The standard American diet is what gives you tits, not onions. Onions is a phytoestrogen, which means it has estrogen like effects, but guess what? It’s 1/100th to 1/1000th the effect of actual estrogen. It does nothing basically. And the highest food in phytoestrogen? Hops. If you drink beer you’re killing your testosterone in more ways than one.

>So just try a fucking slab of tofu. Worst case scenario, you won't like the taste, but your intestines will thank you. Best case scenario, you realize you've been missing out and become the onions-slaying god you were always meant to be.

>Tofu out.

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