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SCRUGNALD BLUMPF
*audience erupts into earth shaking laughter
NO, MY PAWNS. HOW DARE YOU CLAP, I TELL YOU WHAT TO THINK
*audience claps and laughs, shifting the earth's orbit*
NO, NOOOOOO AARRRRRRGAAAAAAAAAAAAH
*audience is evaporated by Colbert*
FUCKING BLUMPF IS A NAHTZEE, NAHTZEE CHRUMPF WITH TWOOOOOOOOOOO SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS
DAHNLGLAD SHRUMPF NIGGER DICK FAGGOT COCKHOLSTER
ZLUPF IM PEECH MENT NOW AAAREEEEGGGGGGGGGGGG
*stage catches fire*
SHRUGLANG FRUUUUUUUUMPF
*the earth shakes, latin chanting is heard*
SCHRUGMLAMDFRUMPF, I CONTROL THE SCOOPS, I CONTROL THE UNITED STATES NOW, YOU FUCKING NIGGER COCKHOLSTER
*thunderous clapping is heard*
WHAT'S THAT?
*clapping gets louder, the whole solar system shakes*
FUCKING VRUMPF, GREAAAAAAAAAA, STOP CLAPPING OR I WILL DESTROY YOU
*clapping doesn't stop, the entire galaxy is shaking now, cheering and laughing is heard above it all*
SHRINKNALD FRUMPF GRAAAAAAAAAAH
*Colbert is sucked into a portal to hell*
I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, DAMN YOU ZIMBLEZAMBLEGRIGNALDSHIGGLECRUMPFLUMPDRUMBLEDINGLEDANGLESHIGINSHIREHLIEGSIMPFERHGERPNIGRETAPF SUGGLESHUMBLENUMBLEHUMBLEZIPZOPFURMPOSLRUMP
