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This is Léo Major. A French-Canadian soldier who took part in the liberation of the Netherlands from Nazi Germany.
He was born on January 21, 1921. His father wasn't exactly the best man, and Léo ended up living with his Aunt at 14. Instead of crying, whining, and letting the world feel sorry for him, he grew some heavier balls at age 15 than most men have at
40, decided to strive for greatness, and joined the army at 19 to "Prove to his Father he was somebody to be proud of". Yeah, he wasn't even fucking 20 yet.
You know what one of his first assignments in the army was? Mother fucking D-Day. Yeah. A private going to D-Day isn't uncommon, but what actually made him stand out is that he single-handedly captured a mother fucking HANOMAG (a heavy
armour vehicle) by himself. Historians assume that he simply whipped out his massive titanium ball sack, swung it at the front of the vehicle, thereby breaking the engine and shattering all the bones of everyone inside at the time.
Now this alone is just fucking insane. A private single handedly capturing a heavy armour vehicle by himself is unheard of, but this is Léo Fucking Major. This Hanomag just happened to contain secret nazi codes that the Allies pretty much had no fucking way to decode.
Yeah.
But it gets better.
