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>Grunt 1: Zombies, cartel bosses, giant feral women, and what the hell is this one supposed to be?
>Grunt 2: A doctor maybe? Think we've already got one of those though
>G1: She's all pink and shiny. And what's with that gross tail? Makes her look like she's got a giant worm growin' outta her ass
>G2: Maybe she is a worm. Like, not a doctor, but an actual worm
>G1: Nah, I ain't never seen a worm with tits like that
>G2: Well whatever she is the boss wants her locked up with the other freaks
>G1: You think that's smart?
>G2: Nope, but we ain't paid to think
>G1: ...
>G1: Hey..
>G2: Yeah?
>G1: Adolph's tonight?
>G2: Heh heh, I was thinkin' somethin' a little more intima-
An angry sounding voice suddenly sounds over the grunts' walkie talkies.
>Authoritative voice: Agents Patterson and Kanyon, report to The Adjudicator's office immediately!
Goodnight, waifumaniacs.