>>1495541The time I was born and couldn't breathe.
And the time three days later when my heart stopped.
The time we were in a deadly car crash but somehow survived without a scratch and no one who was present could explain what was happening.
The time I almost had my skull crushed by a malfunctioning ancient elevator door but my mom beat the machine while a bunch of trained firefighters couldn't do the same together.
The time I nearly choked on a coin and the Norwegian emergency call center thought the call was a joke.
And the time I momentarily lost my sense of balance and almost fell out of a top floor window.
I've been safe.
