>>1413404the human colon is between 4 and 6 inches
the following straight part of the intestine is only about 2-4 inches, placing your non-injured guts at a maximum depth of 10", a minimum of 6" and an average of about 8". if you're taking more than that, you have re-arranged your intestines, which means torn capillaries, and therefor less effective digestion of food, and hernias later in life.
So I guess congrats on the sex-induced hernia, you crazy motherfucker. you have done what Mr Hands couldn't.