>>17995941>if they can enjoy their fries, you can tooI would be okay with living on nothing but a plate of fries every two days for the rest of my life. Even if it would probably have me hospitalized. Just that I doubt most others get it.
>curly fries from jack in the box.We don't have them here, but it looks similar to the Cajun fries that Popeyes have, which are good. I don't know what to think about the curly shape. It's cool but at the same time it'd make it less convenient to dip the fries in stuff and pick them up without getting your fingers dirty. But I'd have it.
My favorite shaped fries would be cage ones, I guess. Though apparently they're called waffle fries everywhere else outside of here. It's great when they come soft but if they're sturdy then it's actually the worst.
Anyhow, problem with fries from fast food places generally for me is that they never really fill you up. They're too small and cost a lot for how much you get. Even when I buy buckets of them I barely get sated, and I'm not a big eater. I guess it makes sense since they're supposed to go alongside other stuff, but still.
Restaurant fries are miles better in pretty much every way possible, but it's hard to find any here that'll just deliver fries to you. It wouldn't be an issue if I could make them at home but I'm too complacent to learn how to cook anything.
>they taste like crackThat's pretty cool if true. I guess that's one appeal of crack then.
I just came up with the idea of making flavored crack. There was something similar back in the 2000s with flavored coke and it seems to have worked pretty well then, but I don't think anyone's done it with crack.
Though I bet it's been tried, somewhere. Did you know that cartels have people whose entire jobs are to sit around all day and come up with cool new ideas on how to make the drugs slightly more attractive? Like the equivalent of corporate guys figuring out the best placement for products in supermarkets.
