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*waddles through walmart*
*sees integrated McStarbucks next to the fidget spinner isle*
>Urp... need some burger
*cant walk more than 5 feet without exhaustion so climbs onto scooter
*breaks it*
>ruh roh... hope my insurance covers.. BRRRUUUPPPP... that...
*rolls up to drive thru on scooter and orders the entire menu and a diet coke*
*looks over and sees his equally grotesque and obese wife getting raped by a black man and a mexican*
>thats hot...
*begins stroking micropenis, only stops because the guard shot him instead of the people raping his wife*
>mutt genocide when?
