>>18178420[Miss USA was stunned as her anger boils over at not only Colby's attempt to swing a kielbasa at her but mostly because of the bespectacled belle's audacity to make puns in the heat of battle.]
>NO!!!>NO!!!>NO!!![Miss USA pushes Colby into a display stand of Kellogg's® Spaghetti Dog-O's® (The only cereal that can turn your milk into marinara™) but before she could advance, something in her periphery catches her eye.
Miss USA makes a b-line over the meat counter, stumbling over it, only managing to maintain her balance by grabbing on to hanging sausage links.]
>Knowing who you've been hanging out with lately I'm not surprised you're not that adept at handling sausages!!!>This might be more your speed!!![Miss USA starts the meat slicer and grabs a hunk of roast beef. She starts slicing and with each slice that comes off the blade, Miss USA proceeds to grab them and throw them like frisbees at Colby.]
>HA!!!>GET IT!!!>ROAST BEEF!!!>SINCE YOU'VE BEEN HAVING NOTHING BUT MOUTHFULS OF IT AT THE DIVINE MANSION!!!>NOW THAT'S A JOKE, YOU APPALACHIAN ASSHAT!!![As Miss USA slices off the last of the roast beef she starts to feel the battle take a toll on her.
She gingerly goes around the counter before making her way towards Colby.
She picks up a box of Kellogg's® Spaghetti Dog-O's® (The only cereal that can turn your milk into marinara™) rips it open and pours the contents into her mouth like Popeye would a can of spinach.
She hold the box up as if she was doing an ad read and stares out into the aisle.]
>MMMMM!!!>It's like Sunday gravy; only crunchy™!!!>Kellogg's® Spaghetti Dog-O's®!!!>The only cereal that can turn your milk into marinara™!!![Miss USA smiles and holds her pose completely looking away from Colby.
Colby kicks Miss USA's leg from out of her leg.
Miss USA falls and braces by putting both hands in front of her as she lands on Colby inadvertently grabbing her chest like some kind of harem anime protagonist.]
