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>be eve
>get told to not do just one (1) thing
>your literal creator told you this
>you can do anything else
>be "convinced" by a fallen angel
>realize you're fucked
>try to convince your man
>he sees through your retardedness, but pussy game too strong and he does the thing too
>God comes by
>try to hide like retards
>get rightly punished for doing the one (1) thing you were told not to do
>lose the ability to live forever, now get to experience pain and suffering
>untold number of millennia later
>retard on an underwater basket weaving forum reveals that he too would trade immortality and paradise for what he thinks (a lie from the fallen angel) is freedom
