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I counter this yoga pants bullshit by rocking no underwear while wearing gym shorts made out of super thin material so my long floppy dong clearly swings around like an aggravated python. It clearly attracts attention from women as they have their eyes locked on my cock like a gay terminator robot or something, so i fuck with them by giving that stern look like "hey lady, eyes off the party-zone, my face is up here!".
Two can play this game you shameless dumb bitches.
