>>19480613>>19480921>>19480958>>19480991>>19481108>>19481129*Miss USA gavels like a madwoman before breaking her gavel. She then uses an empty bottle of Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey® as a gavel.*
>WHY YOU LITTLE RICESLU->WHY I OUGHTA!!!>BAILIFF!!!>HAND THAT JAYPAN JANNETTY A JUDGE'S JUG BEFORE I SHIP HER OFF TO WHATEVER RADIOACTIVE PREFECTURE SHE CAME FROM!!!>WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO QUESTION THE SANCTITY AND FAIRNESS OF THIS COURT!!!???>DESPITE BEING THE UNDISPUTED FACE AND ABOLUTE ACE OF THE AMERICAN RACE->I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I TREAT ALL MINORITIES LIKE YOU, THE SCHIZO SICARIO AND THAT BLUE BAMBOO BIMBO AND HER DWEEB HANDLER, WITH COMMON DECENCY AND EQUALITY AND SEE YOU ALL AS HONORARY BLACK PEOPLE NO MATTER WHERE YOU COME FROM!!!>WHICH IS TO SAY, THAT AS LONG AS YOU'RE GOOD AT SPORTS THEN YOU'RE ONE OF THE GOOD ONES!!!>BUT UNLIKE AMERICAN HEROES LIKE O.J. SIMPSON, RAY RICE OR MICHAEL VICK->YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A NO GOOD HOODLUM DIVERSITY HIRE WHO MANAGED TO FALL UPWARDS AND LUCK HER WAY INTO A TITLE!!!>NOW CHUG!!!*Miss USA grabs two cans of Coors Light®, bashes them together drinks both cans. The court security then hands everyone two cans and instructs them to follow suit. Those who don't conform are threatened with tasers.*
>AND AS FOR YOU, MY CHIPOTLE CHICA->ANOTHER OUTBURST LIKE THAT AND I'LL DEPORT YOU TO WHATEVER TIJUANA BARRIO YOU CAME FROM SO THAT BOBBY LEE CAN PAY YOU FOR YOUR SERVICES AND MAKE YOU CRY!!!>SO LISTEN GOOD, LA HEIFER->YOU BETTER STOP WITH THESE SCHIZO OUTBURST BECAUSE THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING->I'M LEANING TOWARDS FINDING THAT AZURE ASIAN TO BE INNOCENT OF ALL CHARGES!!!>JUST LIKE THAT PERFECTLY PETITE AND ADORABLE SKATEBOARDING CAT SAID!!!>LOOK AT HER CUTE LITTLE SUIT!!!>IT EVEN MATCHES HER HAIR!!!>I DECREE THAT ALL THE PEOPLE PRESENT IN THIS COURT ACKNOWLEDGE HOW CUTE THE BLUE CAT IS!!!*Miss USA gavels.*
>NAAAAAW, LOOK AT THAT SMILE!!! >SHE MUST BE TELLING THE TRUTH!!! 