>>18923003Stavanger Street Brawl for the WWA Hardcore Championship:
Ava Mortis (c) vs. Cassie Maverick
>"Okay, so the show is gonna open up with Ava Mortis defending the Hardcore Title against Cassie Maverick, in a Stavanger Street Brawl. Now Ava Mortis is a decorated competitor, a two-time hardcore champion, and holds the accolades and the prestige here in the WWA, but Cassie Maverick's a world-traveled veteran and an all-rounder. And frankly, her farm getting destroyed by giant earthworms or whatever it was that happened is probably a blessing in disguise. She's got no distractions, she's hungry, and though her won-loss record's looking pretty shiny, she's still hungry for that big moment. Don't get me wrong, Ava Mortis is a BIIIIG step up from Gyary Slamyu Slamyu, but I'm predicting Cassie Maverick to take this one and establish herself here in the WWA."Colby's pick: Cassie Maverick
>"So, what else have we got.....?"Loser Gets Slimed Match:
Onigiri vs. Adjudicator Samara
>"Onigiri vs. Adjudicator Samara, in a Loser Gets Slimed Match. And this is the one that I absolutely CAN'T call. It's too unpredictable! I like Onigiri. She was the standout of the Stellar Stars, now doing her own thing. She's the Wild Card. You don't know WHAT she's gonna do. She might put grease in Samara's shoes, she might throw her off the top of a building. And I know nothing about Samara. There's no footage of her. No video tape that I'VE been able to track down. But Onigiri has a track record. Ever since her impressive last stand against Priscilla Divine at Bishoujo at the Beach, Oni's been HOT on pay-per-view. She beat Sapphire, she beat Corn Girl, and if I have to fire blind, I'm predicting Onigiri to beat Adjudicator Samara in this one. Get the slime ready, the audit's about to find itself in a sticky situation!"Colby's pick: Onigiri
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