>>2042654>Defending sporksI once was like you. I once had such great feelings for the spork.
It was the utensil of the future. Or so it appeared.
Just take a look at it. It cannot stab like a proper fork could. Don't get me wrong, I'm no /fork/er, but a utensil must do what it ought to do. Nor could the spork hold the amount of liquid a common spoon could.
It was an unnatural mixture, a mutated Frankenstein. a disgrace.
One day I hope you too may be enlightened upon this matter and see the greatness of spoons.
