>>20870162holy shit frogbro I feared you were gone due to health complications, jannies all get the gas of course but I'm truly relieved to hear that your protracted absence wasn't due to anything more serious.
Over the past 6 weeks I had a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity get handed to me on a shiny silver patter; I've been chosen and hired by the aging boomers who own the best LCS in my hometown as a partner and eventual "heir" to take over when they get too old to keep up and retire. I impressed them to such a degree with the breadth and depth of my knowledge, my ability to test/authenticate stuff and work with customers buying and selling coins, antiques, bullion and scrap that they hired me on the spot and didn't bother looking for anyone else. On a day I wasn't there a friend overheard the owners telling a handful of long-term loyal customers about me, saying "He's the kind of employee we've always dreamed of finding, but never saw until he walked through those doors". As you might imagine it's extraordinarily fun and fulfilling to get paid to play with coins and precious metals all day, I'm already helping them capture lots of previously unrealized profits and am learning shitloads about how the brick-and-mortar coin and bullion business works, it's really fuggin' cool fren.
Anyway check this silver tripleboobas I just bought an hour ago, I've been looking for one at the right price and condition for 6 months. Not cheap, but such succulence is totally worth it.