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>be 9 years old
>use bathroom at walmart
>graffiti on wall gives masturbation instructions
>"how to have sex with yourself: rub your penis til it gets hard, then pull on it really fast until some white sticky sex stuff comes out, it feels really good ;)"
>when I get home I try it
>make myself hard
>wrap fingers around base of glans (head of penis) and start pulling
>hurts like hell and start to bleed
>no sticky white sex stuff comes out
>it doesn't feel good
