>>21821235because hes an orthodox jew, which means a rabbi sucked on his penis when he was a baby. that signifies that when his rabbi asked his parents if he could double dip, they said yes. for jews, that demonstrates hes a team player, which is something goys usually have to prove to jews. but the shapiros went that extra mile, beyond the standard for the goy, and as jews, proved it to *the* jews. theyve groomed him since birth, made him a professional when by 16. hes the face of the brand for the "intelligent" jew. in addition, he has a manlet boyish frame, which their pedophile golems love, and the high pitched elmo voice, which they also love.