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Newly annointed Super Duper Multiversal champion makes her way to the ring amid a chorus of boos and chants for previous champion Ava Mortis.
>A very pleasant evening to you, my new subjects
>For the very few of you that aren't aware, today has been a very historically significant day!
>Today is the first full day the eternal reign of Masala, greatest champion to ever grace the ring!
>No need to avert your eyes; so humble, so generous is Masala that she's magnanimously allowing you, the lowly worms of the WWA galaxy, to take in her perfect form
>I've told you that my reign is to be eternal, and I've spoke the truth, but let it never be said that Masala isn't a fighting champion!
>That's right, I'm issuing an open challenge to all you pathetic little girls in the back
>Well, not entirely open, but I'M the champion, so it's only fair that I get to dictate the terms of the challenge
>ONE; no one who's ever possessed a belt is eligible for the challenge. I'm not tarnishing the reputation of the most prestigious title in the long, storied history of waifu wrestling by sharing a ring with a pretender to glory
>TWO; no one participating in the B1 is eligible for the challenge. Go chase after your meaningless plastic cup, leave the gold to those who aspire to greater things
>And finally THREE; you're going to have to kiss my feet
>No, I'm not talking metaphorically
>I want you to LITERALLY come down to the ring and lick the soles of my feet
>If you want a shot at the queen you're gonna have to pay your due deference!
