>>18974134>I can't fahking believe dis>I should be de von defending dat hardcore title at de Helloveen Special, not dat dumb bitch>And vit dat stupid tournament on now who even knows if dere'll be any udder matches to get a title shot on>Vell, guess it's time to just drown my sorrows like every udder loser here is doingAva points at a bartender
>YOU, give me a double shot of vodka!"Do you have ID showing you're over 21?"
>FAHK!>Now vat de fahk do I do?As Ava slumps back into her seat she notices a slight unevenness and looks down to inspect it
>Hey, von of dis chair's legs is loose. Dat gives me an ideaAva snaps off the leg of the chair and chucks it across the room of the bar
>HAHAHAHA, dat sure lifted my spirits 