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>Be Me
>Be 14 in highschool
>Have a lot of pothead friends
>Decide it would be a good idea to throw a party
>Invite 2 of my friends to spend the night
>Friend #1 brings the weed
>Time. To. Party.
>We go to my room and decide to get shit faced
>realize we have no lighters
>s h i t.
>Decide to use matches.
>Nearly run out way to fast.
>barely blazed.
>Decide it would be a good idea to light a bon fire in the middle of the room.
>Grab the lighter fluid.
>feelsgood.jpg
>Start smoking again.
>... My mom wakes up.
>flip my SHIT because I know I will be DEAD for this
>She has a REALLY good sense of smell.
>Before she opens the door dart out and pretend to be sad over a fight with a friend a while ago.
>Give the others time to get the weed and fire put out.
>Come back, mom says we have to either go to bed or go on our normal night walk.
>We decide to go on the walk to get high.
>We walk outside and the moment we get away.
>And... Wheres the weed?
>THEY FORGOT THE WEED AND THEY LEFT THE BONFIRE GOING
>Haul ass back inside to see the door wide open and the light on.
>ohshit.jpg
>My mom was in there, and she was l i v i d.
>"WHY DID YOU LIGHT A BONFIRE IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR DAMN ROOM?!"
>Thank god, the fire blocked out the smell of weed, and she didn't NOTICE the weed on the table.
>I got out of it with just a warning.
>Got shit faced that night.
>mfw
