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>be security guard
>see two slightly over tanned white chicks walk into my store with 4 kids and 2 prams
>one is wearing croptop showing skin and cleavage
>other is wearing a bathrobe
yup, they're irish travellers.
>maximum alert
>anything worth stealing is in heavily guarded area
1 kid tries to distract me, other kids scoot around the store
>kids try to steal, but mummy takes it off them
>kid tries to leave with glue, take it off him
nobody called any irish travellers out that day. they weren't thieves at all.
Shame lads, I enjoy having travellers come into my store but man am I suspicious when you walk in with a bathrobe and an empty primark bag.
