>>9351493>Be byzantine empire>Send out Kyrillos and Methodios to invent a Slavic alphabet specifically customized and designed with the phonology of the slavic languages in mind>Most Slavs accept it, seems neetMeanwhile
>be Pole>Get offered the Cyrilic alphabet>"WE IZ ARYAN N SHIIEEET FUCK YOUR RUSKI BULLSHIT SCRIPT" Years later, get a language that sounds and looks retarded in script because of CZCZCZ.
