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>be me, 35 y/o american police officer
>on daily patrol with my partner
>get call from supervisor saying our department is 30% under our state-mandated quota of unarmed people killed during traffic stops
>my time to shine
>spot young black male driving 45 in a 40
>pull him over, blocking busy intersection
>"sir do you know how fast you were going"
>"c'mon man really?! I was barely above the limit"
>questioning an officer, an offense punishable by death
>pull out my gun and shoot him 17 times
>fist bump my partner
>arrest dead man as a formality
>riots begin, gas station nearby burned down, causing an explosion that takes out a whole city block
>go home, beat my wife, settle on the couch with a beer
>look out the window and see city in ruins
>don't care cuz my shift is over
>next day arrested by my partner, charged with manslaughter
>acquitted immediately
>no video so they can't prove anything
>supervisor puts me on paid leave
>retire early instead
>get to keep my pension
>life is good
