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>Be American
>Constant supply of fast food / corn syrup in drinks
>High salt, high fat and ya still get served (ahh girl look at that body)
>Gun crime higher than average IQ
>Drink Coke instead of water
>Don't boil flip flops before putting them on
>Can't play monopoly without involving assault rifles
>Have to pay hospitals when you get obese from all the liquid pizza you drink
