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>be me, working in my office
>get a call
>some weird Indian guy starts asking if I can hear him like five times
>starts explaining that I owe a lot of money to the IRS
>claims to be the IRS
>says that there are people on their way to my house right now to arrest me
>unless I send him $3000 right now
>put on my best poo impression
>“Oh my goodness! How terrifying! Does that come with a side of chic peas and curry?”
>he becomes audibly upset, saying shit like “Okay! They’re coming to your house right now!”
>ask if they’re as Indian as he is, and if I should direct them to the designated shitting street
>not sure if he got the joke, but he does sound angry now
>finally just tell him that the IRS doesn’t do this, and that IRS employees speak better English than he does
>he keeps trying to pull off the act
>bluff that I’m recording the call and that I’m going to report him for impersonating a government official
>hear some Indian mumbo jumbo in the background
>hangs up
How many of you have had to deal with these fucking insectoids on the phone? Got any funny stories?
