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Touhou is the mother of all false otaku culture. If you see somebody regularly posting Touhou there is a 100% chance they are false otaku. False otaku turn their favorite characters into animals (example: Yukari Whale) because they cannot handle the anime artstyle, they think their characters look better if they aren't anime. False otaku spend most of their time playing video games (Example: TF2) rather than watching anime because they don't actually like it. Touhou isn't an anime game since you only ever see the characters full portraits during dialogue. Most of the time the characters are so small that they are hardly recognizable and the game is so hard that you are staring at bullets rather than the girls. False otaku think they like anime but they actually hate it. That's why their taste is so shit when it comes to the anime they have watched. Rozen maiden was a mediocre anime but false otaku think it's great. They can't distinguish good anime from bad anime since they hate all anime, they only praise what is popular and do not understand what is good. False otaku are hardcore gamers duped into believing they are otaku by other false otaku.
