>>168258851. if you are depressed
2. if you are trans
3. if you have a small pecker
4. if you have a pecker that's too big for sex
5. if you don't have sex
6. if you have too much sex and you end up with AIDS
7. if you're too old
8. if you live in Br*tain
9. if you are too much of a chud
10. if you're too much of an anti chud
