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>be American
>waddle to garage to get to scooter
>collapse from exhaustion
>shart yourself
>ambulance arrives
>tip the driver
>receive $50,000 bill
>shart again from shock
>go into cardiac arrest
>get another bill for $80,000
>Jamal walks into garage
>get shot
>Jamal steals your scooter
>tip Jamal