>>12240036dear god, it's almost not funny until you realize he probably has a 10 inch hog of a girldick. Imagine getting woken up in the middle of the night by an oak hard erection, beard stubble on your back and big man feet trying to being cutesy with you, but you get stabbed by his big talon toenail. Then you smell the double bacon cheeseburger induced flatulence and the hot musky scent of duckbutter and armpits after 45 minutes on the treadmill.
Totally a woman.
