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>mom: just go outside and talk to girls chuddie
>chuddie: okay mom
>*later* chuddie: hey you're cute, wanna be my gf?
>girl: no ew get the fuck away from me you ugly fucking loser *laughs with her friends*
>chuddie: *runs away crying like a cuckold*
>*later* chuddie: I HATE YOU MOM YOU FUCKING LIED TO ME!!!! AND NOW YOU WILL FACE THE CONSEQUENCES *ties rope to ceiling fan* FUCK YOU MOM!!!!! *kicks chair* ACK!!!!!!